Well actually this has nothing to do with Celiacs but it a good story.
A lady went into the pharmacy, went to the pharmacist and said “I’d like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why do you want cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he saie, ” I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law! I’d lose my licence! They’ll throw both of us in jail! ”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Oh! I didn’t know you had a prescription.”
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